La Dolce Vita

I love this song! Keeps me on my feet dancing!

xsomebodysherox:

captaincadiwack:

ashleyj28:

calmlikeyou:

playingthevillain:

xoxomegs:

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I’m a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a “big one”.

I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be A GAY TOO.

I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I’m a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I’m MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black.

I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I’m PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.

I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every Man on the earth.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and Cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: Past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a Lesbian.

I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I’m a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy thing.

I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I’ve noticed a lot of people were listening to this song. Now, I know why. lol

Beautiful piece of art.

unique-ojos:

Yo mama’s so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her up.

Yo mama’s so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.

Yo mama’s so ugly, even a dementor wouldn’t kiss her!

Yo mama’s so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore.

Yo Mama’s so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.

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